[ Real food for thought. Riou doesn't have an excuse, but he really likes bunny Jyuto. He thinks it's fitting and after this morning with the rabbit he's thinking about it?? ]
[ Riou made breakfast... the least Samatoki can do is make coffee, so he gets right on that and brings the french press with the coffee in it after five minutes. ]
Hey, Riou, I'm here.
[ He's not sure if the door is unlocked, but he turns the knob from outside and... pulls it by accident. Super strength, oops. ]
[ Samatoki the door is a push door... you just pulled it off the wrong way...
Riou straightens up stiff as a board when his door cracks instead of being knocked on. He hadn't prepared a trap for the possibility of his door being pulled the wrong way, and immediately goes onto high alert. He's already got the knife from making his steaks with him, so he flips it around into a combat stance for a second until he realizes it's just Samatoki and goes back to a more relaxed one, tucking the knife back into a cover and into his apron pocket then just staring for a moment. ]
Samatoki...
[ What is he.. supposed to do... his door... Itaru's probably asleep in the other room (Riou's never quite sure when his schedule is but he's either gaming or sleeping he assumes, not to be bothered) and this location is not even secure anymore?? ]
[ He doesn't have to defend himself aksdjghjkasdg Riou removes the potato skillet from the heat so it doesn't burn then comes over to look at the door to examine it. ]
Any Sanguis could easily open the door this way. What an oversight.
[ He's more concerned that he didn't trap the door for the case of the door breaking right now. Samatoki breaking the door is like, thats fine Samatoki breaks stuff it's a fact of existence. ]
[ He doesn't answer if their banging or not. Itaru can say whatever he wants. Riou's just looking disappointed about the door now. ]
This location isn't secure now. We'll need a place to stay until I can fix it.
[ The dogs are following Itaru out of the bedroom too now, having apparently been using him as warmth for naps. Why he move?? 🥺 Oh well, they're going to come say hi to Samatoki with tails wagging. ]
[ he repeats, also ignoring the question. wow sama-chan... get your mind out of the gutter. anyway, now that this is settled, he glances towards the door, where all of the commotion supposedly came from.
... hm. hey, what the fuck? ]
Why don't we crash at Sama-chan's? Since I'm guessing he's the one who destroyed the door. [ honestly, he's fine with staying here, but since riou isn't... guess he'll follow. ]
[ It's an immediately bristle that comes from Samatoki, because wow!! He didn't do anything wrong... It's the stupid Sanguis moon making him stronger than usual! ]
An' you can't! I'll fix the damn door. [ In fact, he sets down the french press on a nearby counter and heads to the door. When he pushes it from the inside, he accidentally pushes it a little too hard. The top hinge gives in and... well. A loud cracking noise can be heard. ]
GODDAMN IT!
[ This is really pissing him off! His tail's even begun to stand up, messy hair making it look like he really needs a bath. ]
[ ... first of all, STOP. second of all, riou's too quick to give up staying inside and go camping instead. third of all, he's too sleepy to process this all at once so counting it down helps. ]
What do you mean 'we can't'? You're the one who destroyed the door! And stop making it worse, you idiot!
[ HE'S CRASHING THERE WHETHER SAMATOKI WANTS IT OR NOT?? ]
I'll die if I sleep outside in the middle of winter! [ y'all insane. help. he knows riou's abs can probably protect him from the cold but not everyone is that resistant, ok. ]
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yeah no shit i bet it was happy you didnt eat it
whats binkied
[ Ofc Samatoki wouldn't know what it is... ]
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[ He attaches a gif from Prismagram:
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thats cute
jyuto should shake his ass like that
[ Look. It's Sanguis. Forgive him. ]
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he is a rabbit.
[ Real food for thought. Riou doesn't have an excuse, but he really likes bunny Jyuto. He thinks it's fitting and after this morning with the rabbit he's thinking about it?? ]
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we wont know til we get there? i guess
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have you had breakfast? it's sanguis so i made steak and eggs.
[ since rabbit stew went out the window and he knows Sanguis is Meat Time.. ]
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and for real? that sounds good
you got some beansprouts or smth with it?
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rice is good too
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do you have any beansprouts? i can go get some, but the rest will be cold.
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youre supposed to eat whats served on the table
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copy that.
ready in 5
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Hey, Riou, I'm here.
[ He's not sure if the door is unlocked, but he turns the knob from outside and... pulls it by accident. Super strength, oops. ]
... ah.
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Riou straightens up stiff as a board when his door cracks instead of being knocked on. He hadn't prepared a trap for the possibility of his door being pulled the wrong way, and immediately goes onto high alert. He's already got the knife from making his steaks with him, so he flips it around into a combat stance for a second until he realizes it's just Samatoki and goes back to a more relaxed one, tucking the knife back into a cover and into his apron pocket then just staring for a moment. ]
Samatoki...
[ What is he.. supposed to do... his door... Itaru's probably asleep in the other room (Riou's never quite sure when his schedule is but he's either gaming or sleeping he assumes, not to be bothered) and this location is not even secure anymore?? ]
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[ Samatoki isn't really sure what to do either, but he'll scream his lungs out to defend himself if he has to!! DAMMIT, RIOU!!!!!! ]
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Any Sanguis could easily open the door this way. What an oversight.
[ He's more concerned that he didn't trap the door for the case of the door breaking right now. Samatoki breaking the door is like, thats fine Samatoki breaks stuff it's a fact of existence. ]
crashes the party
anyway, he's peeking out of the room now, because the loud?? crash??? woke him up??? ]
What the hell? [ very eloquently. he glances at riou, and then... oh. that explains it. ] Sama-chan?
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Are you two banging or what?
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[ He doesn't answer if their banging or not. Itaru can say whatever he wants. Riou's just looking disappointed about the door now. ]
This location isn't secure now. We'll need a place to stay until I can fix it.
[ The dogs are following Itaru out of the bedroom too now, having apparently been using him as warmth for naps. Why he move?? 🥺 Oh well, they're going to come say hi to Samatoki with tails wagging. ]
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[ he repeats, also ignoring the question. wow sama-chan... get your mind out of the gutter. anyway, now that this is settled, he glances towards the door, where all of the commotion supposedly came from.
... hm. hey, what the fuck? ]
Why don't we crash at Sama-chan's? Since I'm guessing he's the one who destroyed the door. [ honestly, he's fine with staying here, but since riou isn't... guess he'll follow. ]
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[ It's an immediately bristle that comes from Samatoki, because wow!! He didn't do anything wrong... It's the stupid Sanguis moon making him stronger than usual! ]
An' you can't! I'll fix the damn door. [ In fact, he sets down the french press on a nearby counter and heads to the door. When he pushes it from the inside, he accidentally pushes it a little too hard. The top hinge gives in and... well. A loud cracking noise can be heard. ]
GODDAMN IT!
[ This is really pissing him off! His tail's even begun to stand up, messy hair making it look like he really needs a bath. ]
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Apparently they can't stay with Samatoki though so ?? There's an obvious solution. ]
Let's have breakfast for now, I'll pack my camping gear after.
[ Samatoki is confining Itaru to the wilderness at this rate. ]
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What do you mean 'we can't'? You're the one who destroyed the door! And stop making it worse, you idiot!
[ HE'S CRASHING THERE WHETHER SAMATOKI WANTS IT OR NOT?? ]
I'll die if I sleep outside in the middle of winter! [ y'all insane. help. he knows riou's abs can probably protect him from the cold but not everyone is that resistant, ok. ]
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[ Look. He already humps his couch. Don't make him hump you guys...
He huffs, he puffs, and he lets out a heavy sigh. What a mess. He didn't mean to break Riou's door!!! ]
I'll fix the door, s'fine. Just gimme some time, alright? I'm kinda hungry now, though. We can get Bones to guard the door if you want.
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[ 100% matter of fact, please enjoy him not explaining that to Itaru, who likely has no idea why the steak is so important.
Though for Itaru, he also looks over at him 100% serious and says: ]
I won't let you die, Itaru.
[ .....he wants to go camping let him go camping 'u' ]
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tay loves to make me scream first thing in the morning i guess
i'm sorry too
immediately makes it worse
thank u both for this cursed content AGAIN
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<3
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where the fuck did my notif for this even go
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