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[grylls]

Making your dreams happen.
I have to go now, my mission is beginning.

[ Texting and lawn mowing at the same time is dangerous. Samatoki may need to find him later to clarify. ]

[coasts]

your mission???
riou wtf are you doing

[ ... Would Riou even reply? ]

[grylls]

[ about 30 minutes later... ]

Mowing Mrs. Petnik's lawn.

[coasts]

why

[grylls]

It's important to save money for emergencies.

[coasts]

huh
cant argue with that
how muchs she paying you

[grylls]

[ insert whatever the equivalent of about $50 is. that's not bad for 30 minutes of work. ]

Sometimes they add tips, too.

[coasts]

does she make you work without a shirt on

[grylls]

No.
Some clients will offer to double my pay if I agree to that.
Mrs. Petnik is blind.

[coasts]

do you agree
and oh
that sucks
shes missing out

[grylls]

[ ??? SAmatoki its not her fault ]

If it's hot out.

I don't think she's blind on purpose.
Do you think I should still do it for her so it's fair?

[coasts]

you gonna charge her extra even if she cant see the show???

[grylls]

No.
Hm... Then it's bad because I'm giving her special treatment.
I'll keep my shirt on.

[coasts]

i mean
i guess its fine if you asked if she wants you to take your shirt off
and even if she cant see but wants you to then great?

[grylls]

It's not rude to ask even if I know she can't see?

[ The universe itself is confused about anyone asking Samatoki for manners advice. ]

[coasts]

equal treatment

[grylls]

Then I will offer that service on there next mission.

[coasts]

5 stars for you

[grylls]

We could book more houses and make more demichroma together, Samatoki.

[coasts]

im a yakuza
not a maid

[grylls]

Maids don't mow lawns.

[coasts]

i aint a gardener either

[grylls]

Neither am I.

[coasts]

are you gonna get jyuto in on this too

[grylls]

Does that mean you're in on it?

[ He's confused, Samatoki just said he didn't.. want to... can they all get in on it? He doesn't mind. ]