Oh, just a man who seems to be the ultimate survivalist on television. He has a whole series about him surviving in the wilds! Like the ultimate real survivor! Survival cooking and survival climbing [Look it was the closest thing to rhyming--] and so forth. I think he used to be in the army.

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I'm not sure if he ever fought a bear. But you're all from Japan, no? I thought they did eat bears there.

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